The Art of Float
Now that I have another book down, I can begin to read “Blue Like Jazz” by Don Miller. As I sit down to read tonight I have just prepared a lovely beverage that is often over looked these days in the name of convenience — the root beer float. You must begin to prepare at least six hours ahead of time by placing your mug in the freezer to be properly frozen. Next place two and a half scoops of vanilla icecream in the mug. Then slowly pour the root beer on the side of the mug as not to create too much of a head (foam).
The fun part is experimenting with the different combinations of each element. For example, if you want a float that has “pep”, use Bryers icecream and IBC or Barq’s root beer. If you want smooth and creamy (what I’m having tonight) try A&W root beer with Edy’s Double Vanilla Sweet & Intense. For an added bit of excitment, add a touch of Hershey’s chocolate syrup on top after you’ve poured the root beer — known as a Blackjack.
For the final touch, you must have straws on hand — preferably the bendable kind. But be careful not to just suck the root beer out from under the icecream. Give it a good stir to mix things up for the smooth, rich satisfaction that is the pay off for all your effort.
To take it to the next level, check out this recipe.

July 26th, 2005 at 11:28 pm
and I thought this was about floating point arithmetic… dang finals are going to my head… I better normalize my brain
July 27th, 2005 at 8:02 am
oooh, root beer… i hate root beer! however, the same thing can be accomplished with coke (coca-cola for clarity). if using coke, try adding your favorite liqueur. ummm good!
July 27th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Floating point is an art, too.
Thanks for the instructions, I think all too often such arts are considered common knowledge; and very little instruction is given on proper execution. I shall have to recommend Barq’s root beer as the end-all to root beers.
July 27th, 2005 at 10:02 am
And I thought this post was going to be about banking…
July 27th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Hey, not everyone is that bouyant.
July 27th, 2005 at 3:44 pm
yay finals over! No more floating points and assembly floating in my head now I hope