The Art of Float

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 at 9:08 pm | Posted in General.

Now that I have another book down, I can begin to read “Blue Like Jazz” by Don Miller. As I sit down to read tonight I have just prepared a lovely beverage that is often over looked these days in the name of convenience — the root beer float. You must begin to prepare at least six hours ahead of time by placing your mug in the freezer to be properly frozen. Next place two and a half scoops of vanilla icecream in the mug. Then slowly pour the root beer on the side of the mug as not to create too much of a head (foam).

The fun part is experimenting with the different combinations of each element. For example, if you want a float that has “pep”, use Bryers icecream and IBC or Barq’s root beer. If you want smooth and creamy (what I’m having tonight) try A&W root beer with Edy’s Double Vanilla Sweet & Intense. For an added bit of excitment, add a touch of Hershey’s chocolate syrup on top after you’ve poured the root beer — known as a Blackjack.

For the final touch, you must have straws on hand — preferably the bendable kind. But be careful not to just suck the root beer out from under the icecream. Give it a good stir to mix things up for the smooth, rich satisfaction that is the pay off for all your effort.

To take it to the next level, check out this recipe.

6 Responses to “The Art of Float”

  1. esh says:

    and I thought this was about floating point arithmetic… dang finals are going to my head… I better normalize my brain

  2. jimm says:

    oooh, root beer… i hate root beer! however, the same thing can be accomplished with coke (coca-cola for clarity). if using coke, try adding your favorite liqueur. ummm good!

  3. Jeffrey says:

    Floating point is an art, too. :D

    Thanks for the instructions, I think all too often such arts are considered common knowledge; and very little instruction is given on proper execution. I shall have to recommend Barq’s root beer as the end-all to root beers.

  4. Eric says:

    And I thought this post was going to be about banking…

  5. Jeffrey says:

    Hey, not everyone is that bouyant.

  6. esh says:

    yay finals over! No more floating points and assembly floating in my head now I hope

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